So last night, Joey discovered that you can use poo to write words on the toilet seat.
Allan kept his cool, explained that this was unacceptable behavior, had him clean it up, and continued with bedtime routine.
Unfortunately, this all occurred in front of Andy. So when Andy was at school, and had a nice little BM (which is unusual at school), he decided to try out Joey's little trick.
No. no. no. We are not going here.